Booking a holiday is often more exciting than the reality, and that usually boils down to some niggling issues that get in the way of our relaxation. If you’re a Londoner, getting away from the hustle and bustle of the city is probably up there on your list of priorities, but allowing yourself to mentally disconnect from your busy lifestyle is probably preventing you from making the most out of your summer holiday. Well, we have a solution for you, a rather eccentric resolution to your problems.
Whilst you’re staying in your Heathrow airport hotel, schedule in for an erotic outcall massage and start your holiday a night early. This might sound strange, but you wouldn’t believe how many people fork out cash for this pre-holiday indulgence. Aside from being a one-way ticket to pleasure-ville, erotic massages are rife with benefits- benefits that could make your holiday the best one yet. Why? Might you ask… Well, let us tell you why getting a Heathrow airport outcall massage is bound to make your summer holiday extra special this year:
1. Boosts your immune system
Have you ever been on holiday before but spent most of your time paralysed in bed with the flu? I think it’s safe to say that most of us have, and it’s basically the equivalent of setting fire to your hard earned money and watching in burn into ash. Unfortunately, there’s not much we can do to lock out Mother Nature, but there are a few unconventional methods that could certainly slow her down… Erotic massages are undoubtedly pleasurable, but they’re also really good for your immune system. Have you been through 2 packs of paracetemol and feel like its making absolutely no difference? I’m not surprised, because you need to deal with the problem at the root, not the stem.
Erotic massages relieve and relax tension in the body, encouraging your white blood cell count to significantly improve. White blood cells are responsible for fighting off illnesses, so the more cells you have, the more immune you are to the sniffles. Although the list of physical benefits of getting an erotic massage is endless, all you need to keep in mind is that they could be the difference between spending your summer holiday in bed or on a sun lounger. Even if you’re not sick, it’s a great excuse to get one, so don’t risk spoiling your holiday and get an erotic massage.
2. Say goodbye to stress
Holidays are meant to be about relaxing, but switching off from the stresses of life is easier said than done. Whether you’re worried about an overdue report at work or the credit card bill you’ve already racked up- unfortunately, sea, sand and sun can’t solve every problem. You’ve probably been in a situation before where your holiday has suffered as a result of your worries, and it’s both frustrating and unhealthy. Relaxation is not only important for the mind, but it’s also imperative when it comes to bodily function- so starving yourself of it can actually leave you worse off. So, how do make yourself relax? Well, although there’s probably various suggestions scrawled across the internet, our suggestion is a little less orthodox. Getting an erotic massage is like being injected with pure, undisturbed relaxation- no exaggeration.
Ever heard of the hormone, serotonin? Probably not, but it’s actually the drug in our body that is responsible for making us feel happy- seriously! As well as making you feel drunk on happiness, massages drastically reduce blood pressure which is often closely linked to stress, anxiety and depression. Erotic massages reduce our heart rate, encourage organs to function more efficiently and totally relax the body from head to toe. As well as physically relieving stress, erotic massages can be mentally therapeutic too. They’re exposing, so clients are often forced to open up their mind and therefore let go of negative chakras (energies) in the body. Basically, if you want to make the most of your holiday, getting an erotic massage could be exactly what you need to ease your stress. Think of it as a starter before the main course!
3. They help you sleep
I don’t know about you, but going from 10degrees heat to 30+ is not great when you’re trying to drift off. Extreme heat can be so uncomfortable, and it’s one of the main reasons people struggle to sleep abroad. Even if you have splashed out on aircon, how many people can you honestly say have slept in a comfortable bed on holiday? I, personally, have become accustomed to sleeping on a bed which appears to be made of rocks, so getting a good night’s sleep is near-impossible. So, what can you do to make sure you get your 8 hours a night? Scrap Night Nurse, schedule in for an erotic massage the night before you jet off. Remember our little friend serotonin? Well, he’s also responsible for putting us to sleep as well as putting a smile on our face! This important neurotransmitter plays a role in our behaviour, mood, coordination, appetite, body temperature, and of course, sleep pattern.
Derived from the amino acid, Tryptophan, serotonin can also be adapted by the brain into melatonin- a hormone released by the brain which prepares us for sleep. Basically, you’ll fall asleep quicker, your sleep will be deeper and you’ll be knocked out for longer- so put down the sleeping pills immediately! Don’t ruin your holiday by starving yourself of sleep, get an erotic massage and feel more refreshed then you probably ever have.
If you’re staying in a Heathrow Airport Hotel and feel like an erotic massage is just what you need before your holiday, then call us now and schedule your session with a beautiful masseuse or take a look at our page here https://hotel-massage.co.uk/heathrow-airport-massage/